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		<title>A below-the-belt comment</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/stories/a-below-the-belt-comment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 13:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to the supernatural, I am what you might call a disappointed skeptic. The various wedges of my brain war with one another over concepts such as ghosts, witchcraft, psychic powers, and communion with the dead: The sensible, businesslike parts doubt those ideas forcefully, having had no convincing experiences, while the artsy, imaginative [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He will make an excellent drone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 23:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am a &#8220;gadget person&#8221;: a species known to anthropologists and Road Runner animators as Homo oohshinyus. As such, my natural habitat is marked by a thick underbrush of shielded wires and powder-coated aluminum, the dull amber phosphorescence of device standby LEDs, the warm, dusty respiration of cooling fans, and the din of synthesized alert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A sad commentary</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/on-the-web/a-sad-commentary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 00:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on the web]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Far, far out on my memory horizon, tiny and evanescent, is the feeling of what life was like before the internet took over. Despite having ostensibly grown up during an age when it was not possible to instantly acquire and share thoughts and information with a few pokes at my keyboard, the ability to do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lion won&#8217;t be sleeping tonight</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/in-the-news/the-lion-wont-be-sleeping-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[in the news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[observations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health care reform]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[massachusetts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mule's vas deferens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patrick swayze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ted kennedy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last August, the state of Massachusetts mourned the passing of Senator Edward Kennedy. A political figurehead in the state for over four decades, Kennedy was called the &#8220;Lion of the Senate&#8221; due to his strong stances on the issues and his wide influence. Yesterday, the people of Massachusetts collectively bowed their heads and, eyes tear-moistened, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t you see this is a land of confusion</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/in-the-news/cant-you-see-this-is-a-land-of-confusion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[in the news]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[founding fathers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health care reform]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[necrotic lesions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week, a large number of Americans are infuriated with President Barack Obama. They are crying foul because, after we put our trust in him last November, after all of the rousing speeches, and after all of the rhetoric declaring openness and honesty in government, he is turning around and is callously, brazenly and defiantly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A random little slice of my day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad songs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[private pyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the nineties]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I was in a back office at the store waiting for the next few hundred seconds of my life to shuffle by in embarrassment. In said office there is an intercom playing an active audio feed from outside, where there is noise coming from both a Sirius satellite radio and a television. At one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How very domestic</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/life/how-very-domestic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gates of hell]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[insects]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mafia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monopoly]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a turn of events that can be best described with adjectives such as &#8220;surreal&#8221; and &#8220;cosmically improbable&#8221;, I have recently found myself filling the position of a Home Owner. Believe me, I&#8217;m as surprised as anyone. In these times of economic ailment, I am doing what is agreed upon universally by the experts as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men, why not try manly Venus this year?</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/observations/men-why-not-try-manly-venus-this-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.andyanonymous.com/observations/men-why-not-try-manly-venus-this-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[observations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beauty products]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy staring chocolate bunny bug-eyes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men and women]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.andyanonymous.com/?p=94</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the fun things about living in a consumer-driven country is that over time, we are exposed to enough advertising that one may gain the vision to see beyond the surface messages and glimpse the naked ambition of the advertisers. Like a watchmaker opening the cover to reveal a watch&#8217;s movement and knowing instinctively [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The unbearable lightness of Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/music-movies-tv/the-unbearable-lightness-of-neil/</link>
		<comments>http://www.andyanonymous.com/music-movies-tv/the-unbearable-lightness-of-neil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[music movies & tv]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.andyanonymous.com/?p=89</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Among the many things flitting through one&#8217;s mind during the course of a day—recalling what time practice starts, remembering a joke you heard in high school, trying to decide if the woman at the gym was smiling your way or if her underwear was merely riding up—is often found a particular song, set on infinite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I pick frills (and so can you)</title>
		<link>http://www.andyanonymous.com/life/i-pick-frills-and-so-can-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.andyanonymous.com/life/i-pick-frills-and-so-can-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Tatnall</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not very long ago, I dined out with people at Bugaboo Creek. (For those unfamiliar, it&#8217;s one of those well-meaning theme restaurants which measures its level of atmosphere in terms of the number of fake antiques mounted on every available inch of wall space, except that some of them flop around and/or tell corny jokes.) [...]]]></description>
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