As my body makes progress in its defiant march toward oldness, I’ve experienced more and more of the phenomenon I call “sudden memories”. What is happening is that my advancing age is dragging along behind it the range of years across which my memory is viable, and pulling that range beyond the point where it [...]
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- Overheard at dinner: "Sometimes, it feels like I'm the only person left on earth who doesn't have an iPad!" #FirstWorldProblems 2 weeks ago
- One of my employees wrote "May The Fourth Be With You" under the date header on her sales tracking form. I'm giving her a raise. 2 weeks ago
- A light bulb burning out is low on the worry scale. But how am I supposed to react to a light bulb disappearing from the socket altogether? 3 weeks ago
- Today's afternoon entertainment -- "Surprise Parking Lot Resurfacing (We've Towed Your Car)" -- is brought to us by my apartment complex. 3 weeks ago
- Is it too late in my life to have noticed for the first time that one of my ears has a piece missing? 3 weeks ago
- People think gas is expensive? I wanted to buy maple syrup at the market today, but I was unable to find a co-signer for the finance option. 1 month ago
- I think I have decided that I loathe Windows 8. 1 month ago
- I've realized that with my combination of idealism and antipathy, the only thing keeping me from being a supervillain is vast wealth. 1 month ago
- Crazy coincidence: the same guy keeps going to all the same concerts I do, always right in front of me. His name is Really Tall Guy. 1 month ago
- "WOOOOOOOO! YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" #AmongTheB-Bags 2 months ago
- Mild temperatures, trace amounts of snow, and now a mid-March thunderstorm. I want to DVR this winter and replay it during future ones. 2 months ago
- "Stop that, Braden! One...two... Are you ready to stop? One... two... You'd better stop, Braden! One...TWO.......ONE..." #EffectiveParenting 2 months ago
- The "A for Effort" rhyming award for today goes to the songwriter who attempted to rhyme "cigarette" and "ziggurat". 2 months ago
- Warm enough to roll down the car window. Cool enough to hold my tea out of said window and rapidly cool it to a drinkable level. Nice. 2 months ago
- Surely I can't be the only one who believed as a kid that Mickey Mouse was Mighty Mouse's mild-mannered alter-ego. 2 months ago
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