When it comes to the supernatural, I am what you might call a disappointed skeptic. The various wedges of my brain war with one another over concepts such as ghosts, witchcraft, psychic powers, and communion with the dead: The sensible, businesslike parts doubt those ideas forcefully, having had no convincing experiences, while the artsy, imaginative [...]
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- A cat's spiny tongue is such an innocuous curiosity of nature, until he uses it to lick your left eyeball. 2 days ago
- I've got a long-standing phobia of waiting in lines. It is nearly as crippling as my deep-seated fear of couches. 2 days ago
- It's one of those mornings after sleep was elusive, and I keep compulsively sitting and staring into space while my prep minutes drop away. 1 month ago
- I'm finding some encouragement in the fact that the online contact forms for both of my state's senators are very difficult to load today. 1 month ago
- Creators of "Work It": "Just like something Tom Hanks already did, only without Tom Hanks" has never been a successful formula for anything. 1 month ago
- Good idea: having a friend show you his large porn stash.. Bad idea: having a friend show you his large porn 'stache. 1 month ago
- Saw a guy honk at a girl in a fishing licensed truck. Had no way to tell him that her vanity plate, "STRIPER", does not mean what he thinks. 1 month ago
- In relative terms, Jon Huntsman seems rational, thoughtful, erudite, and sane. Naturally, Republican voters are ignoring him in droves. 1 month ago
- I just noticed that the mother from A Christmas Story looks a bit like my own mother, only with Robert Plant's hair. Happy Christmas, all. 2 months ago
- I've said that if we fired Favre, Lebron and A-Rod into space, ESPN would have to go dark. I sense I'll be swapping Favre out for Tim Tebow. 2 months ago
- The next innovation in phones should be to lay on the floor and trip you in the morning. I never walk out the door without feeding the cat. 2 months ago
- "Maybe it's me," he offered, with the affected agreeability of one who does not believe for a moment that it's him. 2 months ago
- It was not until Kristopher Kross, and their seminal hit "(A Cool Breeze'll Make Ya) Sail Sail", that the Yacht-Hop genre truly took flight. 2 months ago
- Why do so many of the Beach Boys' Christmas songs sound like funeral dirges? 2 months ago
- I feel pretty great, actually. 2 months ago
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