Today, I was in a back office at the store waiting for the next few hundred seconds of my life to shuffle by in embarrassment. In said office there is an intercom playing an active audio feed from outside, where there is noise coming from both a Sirius satellite radio and a television.
At one point, [...]
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A random little slice of my day
April 30th, 2009
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- Possibly the greatest thing that the web has recently webbed: http://www.popsci.com/archives
- All day, I kept thinking it was Saturday, until I remembered that it's actually Friday. It just dawned on me that it actually WAS Saturday.
- Is there any more ear-splittingly awful band right now than Matt & Kim?
- Saw a truck on the road marked "D. Roy Plumbing & Heating". I looked at the driver in hopes that it would be Deep Roy, but sadly it was not.
- Today delivered a goat to my general vicinity. It was a good goat, but seemed perturbed by the wind. Really, goat owners: shelter your goat.
- Why did we need "chillax"? It fuses two words that already meant the same thing. Like saying "I'm going to go nibblunch on a big sandwich."
- Electric blanket, you complete me.
- Thoughts on the Mass. Senate election: http://wp.me/pe19g-1W
- Massachusetts. Seriously. What are you doing to us?
- Massachusetts is about to single-handedly kill health care reform, and 3 out of 4 remaining NFL teams are ones I hate. WTF, universe?
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