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Eat your heart out, Darwin

July 18th, 2007

For anyone reading this, spam email is something that has its tentacles wrapped so securely around his or her life online that it’s barely worth mentioning anymore. In recent years I’ve noticed a trend taking place, and I’ve come to some startling conclusions that may well shake up our understanding of humanity. Those of us [...]

AndyAnonymous

  • It's one of those mornings after sleep was elusive, and I keep compulsively sitting and staring into space while my prep minutes drop away. 2 weeks ago
  • I'm finding some encouragement in the fact that the online contact forms for both of my state's senators are very difficult to load today. 2 weeks ago
  • Creators of "Work It": "Just like something Tom Hanks already did, only without Tom Hanks" has never been a successful formula for anything. 3 weeks ago
  • Good idea: having a friend show you his large porn stash.. Bad idea: having a friend show you his large porn 'stache. 3 weeks ago
  • Saw a guy honk at a girl in a fishing licensed truck. Had no way to tell him that her vanity plate, "STRIPER", does not mean what he thinks. 4 weeks ago
  • In relative terms, Jon Huntsman seems rational, thoughtful, erudite, and sane. Naturally, Republican voters are ignoring him in droves. 1 month ago
  • I just noticed that the mother from A Christmas Story looks a bit like my own mother, only with Robert Plant's hair. Happy Christmas, all. 1 month ago
  • I've said that if we fired Favre, Lebron and A-Rod into space, ESPN would have to go dark. I sense I'll be swapping Favre out for Tim Tebow. 1 month ago
  • The next innovation in phones should be to lay on the floor and trip you in the morning. I never walk out the door without feeding the cat. 1 month ago
  • "Maybe it's me," he offered, with the affected agreeability of one who does not believe for a moment that it's him. 2 months ago
  • It was not until Kristopher Kross, and their seminal hit "(A Cool Breeze'll Make Ya) Sail Sail", that the Yacht-Hop genre truly took flight. 2 months ago
  • Why do so many of the Beach Boys' Christmas songs sound like funeral dirges? 2 months ago
  • I feel pretty great, actually. 2 months ago
  • Today is Forgot To Buy Cat Food And All I've Got Are Cans Of Tuna Day. Would that everyone were as blithe about my mistakes as my cat. 2 months ago
  • I had a cousin drop me as a Facebook friend presumably over political differences of opinion. Is this really what we've come to as a nation? 3 months ago
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