Herbie has a revelation!

"A Movie About Linus," or "Zwieback Wafers Are A Circus Clown's Only Escape"
This is a little something I wrote a few years back, and it is just plain silly. I was a young'un back when I wrote this, and it shows.

A Perfume Commercial
This was originally devised for an exercise in a drama class at school.

A Commercial for...ahem, well, just read it.
This was also written for (and acted out in) that same drama class, but the subject matter is somewhat less conventional.

Musings
Remember Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts? I tried my own hand at a few of them, and here are the results.

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