Signs, signs, everywhere a sign

Okay, so I co-manage a drugstore, which (aside from the occasional game of "Guess What Drug That Guy's On!") can be pretty tedious at times. One of my methods for breaking the monotony is putting a little creative flair into the signs I have to make for products on the litany of shelves and displays in the store. Here are some examples, all of which have actually appeared in my store at some point.

Some brand names have been changed to protect the innocent (me).


Don't look now, but it's a
CANDLE BONANZA!
$.99 - $12.99
CANDY CANES
We have the best canes this side of Singapore!
$.99
KICKBALLS
Includes exciting 'poing' sound at no extra charge.
$1.99
LICORICE TWISTS
They're heavenly...just ask Him!
$1.59
CRANBERRY SAUCE
Only 330 days 'til Thanksgiving...get 'em while they last!
$1.19
Elite BIKE HELMETS
Because you can't put a price on your child's head.
$9.99
This Valentine's, nothing says 'I love you' like
ASSORTED CHEEZ SNACKS
$.99
ASST. CHEEZ SNACKS
The 'Z' is for 'Zowee! What a bargain!'
$.99
POKÉMON KEYCHAINS
Parents: just give up and buy it now...you know you will eventually.
$2.99
"HAPPY HANGERS"
Don't think a clotheshanger can make you happy? You've never seen THESE babies in action!
$.99/pkg
CLEARANCE HAIR DRYER
There's only one left. Please buy it. We're tired of looking at it.
$9.49
Hey kids! Scream really loud until your mom buys you one of these
POOH COLORING BOOKS!
$1.49
WINDSHIELD WASHER FLUID
You could spit shine your windshield, but that's gross.
$1.29
The only guilt you'll feel is that you spent so little for it!
SUGAR-FREE CANDY
$.99
"BETTY" DOLL
Like Barbie, only way better!
$6.99
TIMEX WATCHES
There's no present like the time.
25% OFF
CHRISTMAS ICICLE LIGHTS
Just the thing if you want your house to look exactly like all the others in town!
$4.99
Don't you wish you had some
MENS' ANTI-PERSPIRANT?
We do.
$3.49
MIRACLE THAW
It's 'as seen on TV' so you know it's high-quality!
$4.99
EX-LAX
The gift that keeps on giving.
$3.19

RANDOM NOISE - Because you've finished reading this page and have a violent dislike of the Back button.