This page has been evolving since 1995 and is the result of many bored, slackjawed hours of tinkering with graphics programs, making cool-looking fonts and graphics, and then making up stupid web content around them.

Really, I mean it. Let's say I'm brainstorming on what content to thrill the web-surfing public with next. Like any artist, I might sit for hours, numbly puttering around with my tools, until I have a sudden creative revelation, like:

"Whoa! Photoshop can do lens flare? SWEET!!"

This would naturally be followed by several hours gleefully spent adding lens effects to all my banners, borders, buttons - anything. During this process I have been told by some that a mad cackling can often be heard coming from my room. And when I'm finally finished--voila! I've gratuitously re-invented my whole site without changing a single word!

From there, really, the material just writes itself.

Anyway, look around. You've got nothing better to do, or else you would never have found your way here in the first place. There's no real theme here; just whatever occurs to me be potentially entertaining to somebody. If you don't like it, just e-mail me with your dissatisfaction and I'll suggest to you where you can go with your complaint.

But don't be worried. This site has been clinically proven to cause chuckling and/or chronic fear in lab rats.*

* NOTE: This is a joke. I do not conduct animal testing of any sort. Please don't spam me with hate mail and pictures of mutilated lab rats.

Most of the things on this site are in here, because I'm too lazy to sort them out.

Some of these links are as much nonsense as Nonsense. Some are nothing like it but I somehow find them noteworthy. None of them are any more useful than this place, so don't worry that your browsing time might end up being educational.

Here's a list of answers to what might be Frequently Asked Questions about Nonsense except that no one has ever asked them before, because few people (if any) care.

Hey you! Please tell me about yourself, and what you think of my website, using the handy-dandy form you will find by clicking here. Play nice!