Most of the time, I like people, and I enjoy hearing from a wide range of different types of them. So please take a minute and fill out this form. But only if you're cool.

What's your name?

Your e-mail address? (No, I don't sell lists to spammers or any pervert thing like that.)

If you have an interesting homepage enter its URL here. (If it's better than this one, I hate you.)

What country are you from?

What state? Confusion and/or denial don't count.

I live in Hudson, a burg of about 18,000 in MetroWest Massachusetts whose sole reason for being is to make other places look good. How about yours?
'The area in which I live is
completely rural. I live in a mud hut at least twenty miles from any contemporary form of civilisation.'
a small village with its very own TRAFFIC LIGHT!'
a small city in which the Rotary Club holds more power than the police.'
the 'burbs...gangsta wannabes included.'
a bustling metropolis! Hide your valuables!'

What's this place called?

Tell me a little bit about yourself...and don't spare the dirty stuff!


'I am a(n) '

'Personality-wise, I am '

(You may choose more than one - hold down control key while clicking)

'My age? I am '

'You may as well know this about me... '

(You may choose more than one)

Okay, enough about you! Please give your completely honest opinions of Nonsense in the spaces supplied below:


Warning: Exceeding this space will cause your hard drive to crash.


This box may be exceeded safely.

Remember...all of this will be on the test.

Had a change of heart and don't want to talk to me after all? Fine, be that way. Go back to the main page.