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• Somewhere between the supermarket checkout and my kitchen, a dozen eggs I did not buy appeared in my bag. Are they magic eggs or ghost eggs? about 20 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone
• Just saw someone wearing one of those "Co-Ed Naked (activity)" t-shirts from the 90s. Call management and tell them the moths are slacking. 05:34:35 PM August 31, 2010 from Twitter for iPhone
• The Star Walk app for iPhone is my new favorite plaything. #astronomynerd 05:04:37 PM August 30, 2010 from Twitter for iPhone
• I just burned the roof of my mouth...on ice cream. *abashedly ticks his freezer setting down a notch or five* 04:46:51 AM August 23, 2010 from web
• "This," he declared, grinning, "is the bedding from Hell. It includes an Ill-Fitted Sheet, two Pillowchases, a Discomforter, and...A DUVET." 12:22:03 PM August 21, 2010 from web
• I can personally confirm that the Twilight Theory of dating, whereby guys who are very pale should get more dates, is empirically false. 02:04:15 AM August 18, 2010 from web
• Citizen Kane is not on Blu-ray, nor are Lawrence of Arabia nor To Kill A Mockingbird. But, coming this Oct.: Troll 2. http://bit.ly/aYgBcM 03:39:53 AM August 17, 2010 from web
• I am enjoying one of those bold, pulse-quickening thunderstorms that always seem to roll through just a notch too infrequently each summer. 03:29:06 AM August 10, 2010 from web
• Why does the "prevailing wisdom" so commonly prevail over common sense? 06:35:04 PM July 26, 2010 from Twitter for iPhone
• Can anyone recommend to me a new technology blog/news site without the double-shot of smugness? In other words, not Gizmodo or Engadget. 09:05:29 PM July 12, 2010 from Twitter for iPhone