It came to pass that one evening, a child took to walking among the trees a short way from his family’s modest home outside the village. He rarely strayed far, as his parents warned him of sinister things that would hunt him in the dark. On this night, however, his pleasant mood gave way to [...]
AndyAnonymous
- It's one of those mornings after sleep was elusive, and I keep compulsively sitting and staring into space while my prep minutes drop away. 2 weeks ago
- I'm finding some encouragement in the fact that the online contact forms for both of my state's senators are very difficult to load today. 2 weeks ago
- Creators of "Work It": "Just like something Tom Hanks already did, only without Tom Hanks" has never been a successful formula for anything. 3 weeks ago
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- In relative terms, Jon Huntsman seems rational, thoughtful, erudite, and sane. Naturally, Republican voters are ignoring him in droves. 1 month ago
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- I've said that if we fired Favre, Lebron and A-Rod into space, ESPN would have to go dark. I sense I'll be swapping Favre out for Tim Tebow. 1 month ago
- The next innovation in phones should be to lay on the floor and trip you in the morning. I never walk out the door without feeding the cat. 1 month ago
- "Maybe it's me," he offered, with the affected agreeability of one who does not believe for a moment that it's him. 2 months ago
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- I had a cousin drop me as a Facebook friend presumably over political differences of opinion. Is this really what we've come to as a nation? 3 months ago
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