Some visitors to my old website, Cyclops McGinnis’ Nonsense, may remember a short pictorial ode that I composed to my then-new car, known as Cadzilla II. Not very modern, perhaps, but her assets in the areas of Power, Comfort and Bling were all in order. I like to think that I treated her with the [...]
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- It's one of those mornings after sleep was elusive, and I keep compulsively sitting and staring into space while my prep minutes drop away. 2 weeks ago
- I'm finding some encouragement in the fact that the online contact forms for both of my state's senators are very difficult to load today. 2 weeks ago
- Creators of "Work It": "Just like something Tom Hanks already did, only without Tom Hanks" has never been a successful formula for anything. 3 weeks ago
- Good idea: having a friend show you his large porn stash.. Bad idea: having a friend show you his large porn 'stache. 3 weeks ago
- Saw a guy honk at a girl in a fishing licensed truck. Had no way to tell him that her vanity plate, "STRIPER", does not mean what he thinks. 4 weeks ago
- In relative terms, Jon Huntsman seems rational, thoughtful, erudite, and sane. Naturally, Republican voters are ignoring him in droves. 1 month ago
- I just noticed that the mother from A Christmas Story looks a bit like my own mother, only with Robert Plant's hair. Happy Christmas, all. 1 month ago
- I've said that if we fired Favre, Lebron and A-Rod into space, ESPN would have to go dark. I sense I'll be swapping Favre out for Tim Tebow. 1 month ago
- The next innovation in phones should be to lay on the floor and trip you in the morning. I never walk out the door without feeding the cat. 1 month ago
- "Maybe it's me," he offered, with the affected agreeability of one who does not believe for a moment that it's him. 2 months ago
- It was not until Kristopher Kross, and their seminal hit "(A Cool Breeze'll Make Ya) Sail Sail", that the Yacht-Hop genre truly took flight. 2 months ago
- Why do so many of the Beach Boys' Christmas songs sound like funeral dirges? 2 months ago
- I feel pretty great, actually. 2 months ago
- Today is Forgot To Buy Cat Food And All I've Got Are Cans Of Tuna Day. Would that everyone were as blithe about my mistakes as my cat. 2 months ago
- I had a cousin drop me as a Facebook friend presumably over political differences of opinion. Is this really what we've come to as a nation? 3 months ago
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